the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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